Jokes and Riddles

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Samples:

1. Animal Jokes:
What has 2 humps and lives in the North Pole?

2. Food Jokes:
Why did the bacon laugh?

3. Health and Body Jokes:
Why was the nose sad?

4. Holiday Jokes:
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

5. Music Jokes:
What's the most musical bone?

6. People Jokes:
What do you get when you cross a FedEx driver and a UPS driver?

7. School Jokes:
Why was the teacher cross eyed?

8. Science and Nature Jokes:
What kind of star is dangerous?

9. Sports Jokes:
Why should bowling alleys be quiet?

10. Weird and Wacky Jokes:
Why did the man freeze his cash?



(Answers Below)




























1. A lost camel
2. Because the egg cracked a yolk
3. Because he didn't get picked
4. In the dictionary
5. The trom-bone
6. FED-UP
7. She couldn't control her pupils
8. A shooting star
9. So you can hear a pin drop
10. He wanted cold, hard, cash
















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